Funderwhatsit
So I says to the guy, I says, “Hey! Get your own funderwhatsit!” And he just stands there looking mostly brainless. He falls over once or twice, and after eventually standing back up for good, he tries to take my funderwhatsit again. I says to him, “Stop it! You are pudding to me!”
And I’m not sure what happened next, since I got a little distracted in my head from all the pudding talk, and took a little brain trip into Puddingland. It was lots of fun. But anyway, when I came back to the real world, that guy was gone. I asked some of the people around me if he went to get his own funderwhatsit or not, but they pretty much ignored me or looked at me like I was crazy. Maybe they were having pudding adventures of their own.
So anyway, a few days later I take out my funderwhatsit, and find out that a huge chunk of it’s gone! That guy must have taken it while I was doing the pudding thang. I know, I know, you would have checked it right after regaining consciousness if it was you. I don’t know what I was thinking. So anyway, the point here is, if you’ve seen some guy with a suspicious chunk of funderwhatsit, can you let me know?
Thank you for your support.