No Sandwiches, Thank You
Sandwiches?? We don’t need no stinky sandwiches! Not even if they’re a good kind of stinky, like New Car Stinky. You can keep your new car sandwiches to yourself, Chester. I’ve ordered 20 “Sandwich-Free Zone” signs from the No Sandwiches Store, and I’m prepared to use them. You and your new car sandwiches won’t know what hit you if you dare to face the wrath of my no-sandwich signs. If you thought the “Pleased to Meet You” signs were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Tags: new cars, sandwiches