Yes, all the little baby penguins have gathered at my chair to hear the story of Income Tax Day. It’s always been their favorite story, and who can blame them? Mystery, excitement, suspense, love, heartbreak, drama, hunger, headaches, cheddar cheese, and a little bit more excitement.

I’ve gotten many requests to actually write down the Income Tax Day story, and share it on here for the whole world to enjoy. I’m a little hesitant to do so, since the pure amazingness and awesome-ity of the story might break the Internet, and I promised never to do that again.

We’ll see. I’ll take it to the people, yo. See what they say. Write a letter to the cheddar cheese industry and see how they feel about it, because of the unusual light it portrays them in. Kind of a disco ball lighting effect, really. Very funky. “That’s some funky cheddar cheese!” the penguins always say at that point in the story. Some of them try to do a funky disco ball dance, but they fail miserably. Penguins just aren’t designed for funky dances.

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