Inside the Boardroom
Inside the Boardroom, the movie script…
INT. BOARD ROOM - DAY
It's a shiny and expensive-looking executive board room for a
nameless corporation. Suits sit around the table, and they
are filled with EXECUTIVES. Slowly they all levitate up from
their seats, spin around in the air a few times, and then
descend back down.
EXECUTIVE #1
(holding up a bowl)
Bluebird hair stew, anyone?
EXECUTIVE #2
Ooh, yes please.
The two executives share a steaming bowl of bluebird hair
stew while they wait for the meeting to get under way.
Without warning, a 7-11 STORE falls through the ceiling and
onto the table. Executive #2 pulls the bowl of stew out of
the way just in time. It's a very tiny 7-11 store, since the
whole thing would fit on the table. Not that there's much of
the table left after a 7-11 store fell on it.
Executive #1 reaches in through the shattered store window
and helps himself to a small grape Slurpee.
EXECUTIVE #1
(while slurping)
Wow, didn't expect that. But, as
always, just what I wanted.
There's a general murmer of agreement around the table.
They're all very thankful for the 7-11 store that fell
through their ceiling.
INT. 7-11 STORE - CONTINUOUS
It looks like a regular 7-11 store, except that it's a mess
after the crash landing, and you can catch the occasional
glimpse of a giant executive out of the windows.
BOX OF TWINKIES
Wow, didn't expect that. Status
report!
HOT DOG
We seem to have crashed into a
tribal ritual of some sort. I'd
recommend giving them a bill for
that Slurpee and see how they
react.
BOX OF TWINKIES
(smiling evil-like)
Yes... Yes, that will work out
nicely.
FADE TO BLACK.