What I want for my birthday this year:

• A Cake of Infinite Chocolate
• Doc Brown’s Old Fashioned Sleeping Pills and Candy
• A shirt with an unidentifiable stain on either sleeve (right sleeve preferred, though)
• A hairdryer that can also be used as a web server when it’s not drying my hair
• A goldfish that can count to 5 (or higher, but at least 5)
• A Cake of Infinite Hatred
• A gift card to Earwigs & Salmon

I thank you for your contribution to the happiness of my birthday.

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