Fields of Wheat
And lo, He said, “Let there be a large wheat field so the hungry may eat”
And it was so.
And lo, He said, “Hey, that was neat. How about another one?”
And it too was so.
And then He went a little nuts, willing wheatfields into existence all over the world.
And He just kept going, until the planet was nothing but a giant wheat field.
But everyone got a little thirsty, since there was no water, just wheat.
And He said, “Oops, sorry about that. My bad.”