Glery’s long-time dream was to take Tecmo Super Bowl and Pac-Man and mix them up in a big mixing bowl to develop the ultimate game of football, ghosts, and magic pills. You’re the star quarterback with an unhealthy addiction to “power pellets”, which leaves you with some tough decisions: can you pass to that wide receiver who looks open downfield, or is that just a ghostly hallucination caused by withdrawal from your little white dots. Will the constant siren sound distract you enough to throw you off your game?

All these questions (and more!) will be answered if you BUY NOW. BUY IT. BUY IT NOW! Come on, you know you want to.

Well, too bad. It’s just Glery’s dream. There is no such game. Now that I have crushed your hopes and dreams, I must say to you, “thank you, come again.”

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