Butter Camera
I finally got a new digital camera to replace my vintage 1940′s Leica digicam. My new one is made out of butter, so it’s always soft and mushy and very unlikely to break by dropping it on the ground. At the worst it’ll get a little misshapen and maybe make the ground a little butterier. And really, is a buttery ground a bad thing? I say no. I say “Buttery Grounds For Everyone.” I don’t often capitalize every word when I speak, so when I do you better realize that it’s something important. “Listen To Me Right Now, You” is what my capitalization is saying to you.
Did you know that capitalization could talk? Of course you did. But how often does capitalization talk to you about butter cameras? “I Knew You Would Say That” is all I can say to that, strange talking-back person.