Conway was hovering around downtown Chicago when a policeman pulled him down to the ground and tried to give him a ticket. You know, the laws of gravity and all that.

“No thank you, no tickets today,” said Conway.

“Are you sure? Look at it, it’s full of exciting words,” the policeman replied. “You can read it on the subway instead of floating there over your seat.”

Conway realized that the officer of the law spoke the truth, and the ticket would be insanely fun to read over and over again. He stood there buzzing with anticipation and jumping up and down. When the ticket was finally ready, Conway exploded from the pent-up excitement. Bits of Conway were all over the street. A few parts broke the law of gravity yet again and floated away into the sky. To keep things simple, those pieces were not ticketed.

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