Custom Pillows
Custom pillows! Get them here, just the way you like them! Do you want them to be suffed with lard? We can do that! Have you always wanted a pillow that has a hand-mixed mix of brownies, duct tape, and sauteed hummingird feeders? We can do that!
Invisible pillows? Cube pillows covered with sharp steel spikes? Skunk-filled pillows? We can make them all!
All pillows are hand made with care right before your eyes (note: you must be willing to travel to Taiwan at your expense and sneak past our guards in order to see your pillow being made). All natural pillow fillings are used, unless your request involves unnatural synthetic carcinogens, or something like that, in which case we’ll ignore our all-natural promise and instead focus on your sick, unnatural pillow needs.
Call now! Operators are standing on their pillows!