Translucent Tongues: The Next Big Thing, or Pointless Fad?
Yes, that’s the kind of headline you see all over the place these days. It seems that you can’t open a can of tuna without seeing an article going on and on (and sometimes on again) about translucent tongues and their benefits (or lack thereof).
I think it’s about time for articles about the benefits (or lack thereof) of articles about translucent tongues. I mean, they’re everywhere these days! (The articles are what’s everywhere, although the tongues have some everywhereness going on too, of course.) I don’t expect to actually see those, though; that would mean that the article writing industry would be critically writing about itself. I think that might violate basic laws of physics and cause the universe to collapse.
Any physics experts out there? How much damage could they really do if they actually wrote articles about translucent tongue articles? If it’s a huge amount of damage, I’ll censor this post to get rid of ideas of (potential) mass destruction like that. If it’s only some minor warbling in the fabric of space-time, I’ll probably just leave everything in here as is.
The universe should be able to withstand a little warbling, right? Maybe a little twisting, small bends, a minor fold or two? Maybe a few pinholes that tongues from another dimension can travel through and say “hi” once in a while? That would be nifty.