The Pirates of the Hedge Maze
Most hedge mazes are dangerous, what with the bear traps and poisoned darts flying at you from all directions. This one was different, though. You might be able to guess what made it different if you read the title of this post, but in case you still can’t figure it out, I’ll tell you.
Pirates.
Hedge maze pirates that jump out from their inner hedge hideouts and pillage, plunder, and pirate. Dangerously, I might add. They have a supernatural ability to dodge all the usual hedge maze dangers (it’s as if they have a sixth sense about when and where poisoned darts will fly). Every once in a while, they’ll even throw sharks at you.
Shark-throwing pirates, now we’re talking dangerous. Dangerish, at least.