Valley of the Shadow From the Neon Signs
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow from the neon signs, I will fear no giant cockroach attacks.
For I place my faith in the giant robot hamster in the sky and His hamster minions.
For He shall block the neon signs from my sight, and squish the giant cockroaches with His holy boot.
And yea, though the neon is bright, the giant robot hamster will alter the laws of physics to darken the neon, in His infinite wisdom and kindness.
Amen.