Snake Roof
My snake keeps wanting to out and play outside, but if it starts raining he can never make it back inside before getting soaked. So I made him a roof.
It’s a very stylished thatched roof that attaches directly to the snake and keeps him over 98% dry in even the heaviest rain. So far it’s even stood up to a decent hail storm without damage. With his cool new roof, my snake can play outside in almost any weather.
Before he’d always find a potential victim, spend the time to learn their habits, defenses, and weaknesses, only to have all that effort be wasted when he had to slither back inside. Now he can continue on for the kill without worrying about the forecast. My next project is going to have to be a trophy room addition, because he’s rapidly filling up the space he has now with mementos of all of his victims.
I’m so proud. And he just looks so cool with that roof. All his snake peers agree, and are insanely jealous. I could probably retire young and rich by going into the snake roof business, just from all the attention it’s getting. But I wouldn’t do that to my snake. He’s a unique and beautiful snowflake of a snake, and he might eat me if I mess with his uniqueness.