Warbly Muffins? No!
Some days it seems like the grocery store only has warbly muffins. I really don’t like warbly muffins. I mean, I really don’t like them.
There are many reasons. For instance, you can never tell what color they are. I always like to know what color my food is before it gets chewed up by my foodchewers.
Secondly, if you plant them in front of your window hoping for a snazzy window muffin tree, you’ll be pretty disappointed. What you’ll have growing in that pot won’t be anything you can rightfully call a “tree.” Shrubbery, possibly. Muffin bush, also a possibility. But certainly no muffin snazziness here. Not from some kind of second-rate warbly grocery store muffin.
So, to all the stores trying to pass off warbly muffins as edible and plantable, I have this to say to you: “No thank you, kind sirs. I will frequent your grocery establishment less frequently due to the implementation of your new muffin policies and procedures.”