Dust Bunny Time
As the low pressure system sweeps in, and the temperatures cool off to something approaching bearable, the dust bunnies come out in full force. This year they have a complete dust bunny army. They don’t have any tanks or anything, but they have the uniforms, and they sure march like they’re a real army and know what they’re doing.
I know lots of people like to line the streets when the weather does this weather thing that it does and watch the dust bunnies roll into town. This year we are advising people not to do this. Because of the size of the army and the number of weapons the dust bunnies will be marching with, we don’t want to take any chances. We don’t have a dust bunny ambassador yet, and have no idea if they are peaceful or not. The fact that they formed an army worries us, and seems to indicate that their intentions may be partially hostile.
At this time we recommend keeping a safe distance from any dust bunny soldiers and treating them as if they are potentially dangerous. Do not throw things at them or try to mop or broom them. Just stay in your homes, pull down the curtains, and hope for the best.