Many Doors. Also, Pizza.
“Oh, I thought you lived behind door number one.”
“I do, but it doesn’t open. My door usage has to be through door number three.”
“But you just came out of door number two.”
“Yeah, that’s more convenient for when people come to visit. You can’t see door number three unless you already know where it is. First you have to learn how to see door number three.”
“Oh, yeah, I don’t see that anywhere.”
“That’s why door number two is currently in use for arrivals and departures. Use the VICTOR approach to door number two, unless you happen to know where door number three is.”
“Good to know. Do you want a pizza?”
“Pizza? I don’t think a pizza could fit through door number two. Is this a regulation-sized pizza?”
“Yes, regulation-ish.”
“Let me try door number four. Do you think it’ll fit through that one?”
“I think we might need to split it in half. Put half through door number 2, and the other half through door number four. If we do both halves at the exact same time, they should fuse together on the other side into one whole pizza.”
“I’m willing to try it if you are. I’m not going to wind up with tomato sauce on my hinges, am I?”
“No. No no no no no. Of course not. Don’t be silly.”
“Ok, let’s do it. Pizza transport go now!”
What happens next? No one knows. No one survived to tell us. Let that be a lesson to all of you: pizza is not to be messed with.