Armlight
I need lights on my arms. Small little lights that will light up things that I put my arms near. Doesn’t it always seem to happen that you are around something that’s too dark, but you are able to put your arms near it?
Yeah, I know, I know. Sometimes you just wouldn’t be able to get your arms there anyway. Or sometimes you’re somewhere and everything is far too bright, and the last thing you want is more bright-making equipment being used nearby.
But do some counting. Some dark/arm math. It has to be something like 93% to 94% of the time that the dark-arm situation described back in paragraph one (above) holds true. And in all those cases, small flashlights embedded into your arms would be a miracle cure to the excessive darkness. It would be like a light buld and an arm, all rolled up into one convenient device.
I’ll start taking orders for the Armlight Implanter 2000 now. That will give me the funding needed to invent the thing. Then I’ll send them to you. You can report back on how they work. Can you still move your arm after the procedure? Do you get electrocuted every time you try to wave to someone? Is the light implanted in the wrong direction, and it lights up your arm innards rather than the dark something-or-other that you were trying to enlighten?
These are the kinds of problems that I want to know about. Your money and product testing will let me perfect the Armlight Implanter 2500 — the next generation. Turns out the AI2000 had all kinds of problems. The AI2500 is where it’s at.