Cat Shoppers
Am I the only one that’s ever wished for a helper cat while grocery shopping?
Why can’t they just provide a big pen filled with cats and kittens near the entrances. You walk in, you have your shopping carts, baskets, and helper cats.
Maybe charge 50 cents to use one of them for a shopping trip to help pay for their food and kitty maintenance. It would be well worth it. You guys would wander through the aisles. You go to pick up a gallon of millk, and have the cat grab a pack of bacon while you do that. You’d at least come close to chopping the shopping time in half.
And then you’ve got your own store expert there with you, in the shape of a cat. You don’t need to hunt around to figure out where they keep the bags of charcoal, since the cat knows. He can dash off (weaving between and under crowds of shopping carts), grab that bag of charcoal without having to waste time wondering where it is. He runs back with the charcoal, and you’ve saved yourself a good five minutes there.
To be honest, I have no idea why stores aren’t doing this already. But at this point I’m going to go ahead and patent this. The patent office will give a patent to pretty much anything these days. Even though this isn’t an invention, and shouldn’t be patentable, I’m sure it will work out.
If you run a store and are interested in setting up a cat shopper program, send me money and I’ll let you.