Thursdays
I don’t know about Thursdays. They just seem superfluous. When I’m elected president, I might wage a War on Thursdays and see if we can’t eliminate them once and for all. But that probably depends on what the polls say. Polls and advisors and pundits, those are the things that will really drive my Thursdays agenda.
But hopefully people agree with me about Thursdays, so we can go ahead and just get rid of them. Does anyone out there really like them? I don’t hate them or anything, they just seem unnecessary. As long as you, the people, are with me, or at least not violently against me, we can go forward with my Thursdayless agenda.
The agenda looks something like this:
9:00 am — Get rid of Thursdays.
9:15 am — Lunch
That’s it. Simple times. Vote for me!