Lift the bird bath. What do you see underneath?

• If you see an old, yellow mask that’s been there for thousands of years, you’ll probably have 6 more weeks of winter.
• If you see a miniature oak tree and some even smaller baby oak trees, winter will be ending early for you.
• If you see a cat that’s been waiting there and trying to catch birds, you’ll have a winter filled with cold and snow and that sort of thing.
• If you can’t pick up the bird bath because it’s too heavy, your winter will pretend to end early, starting tomorrow, but it’ll be a trick. Winter will actually come back colder and meaner than ever 2 days later. Sorry about that.
• If you find a tornado, your seasons might wind up being backwards this year. You should also consult a few fortune cookies.

Glad to help!

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