The Room Where Nobody Disappears
At long last, an early draft of the screenplay for The Room Where Nobody Disappears.
FADE IN:
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Around twenty STUDENTS are sitting at their desks, taking a
test. Their teacher, MRS. TEACHERPANTS, sits at her desk at
the front of the class. She's reading a book.
One of the students vanishes.
STUDENT 1
(waving him arm
frantically)
Ooh! Ooh! Mrs. Teacherpants!
MRS. TEACHERPANTS
Yeah, whats-your-face, what is it
now?
STUDENT 1
(pointing)
That kid disappeared!
MRS. TEACHERPANTS
Well, it looks like he'll be
staying late for detention.
Mrs. Teacherpants goes to the chalkboard and writes
"DETENTION LIST" on the side. Underneath she adds,
"disappearing kid."
Just as she finishes writing, three other students disappear.
She notices when she turns around, and picks up the chalk
again to add their names. Before she can, the rest of the
students disappear also.
MRS. TEACHERPANTS
Hmm. Didn't see that coming.
Maybe I should make the tests
easier next time.
Just then Mrs. Teacherpants disappears also.
MRS. TEACHERPANTS
Oops.
FADE TO BLACK.