I really like spending my Fridays underground. Tunnels are good. A random groundhog hole is good as well.

You just never know when being underground on a Friday will come in handy. Take three weeks ago. Please. All that rain? I stayed 100% dry due to being underground. The umbrella and poncho helped a little bit, too, but the undergroundness of where I was was really the thing that made the biggest difference.

And if someone’s looking for me? They never check underground. And everyone’s always looking for me on Fridays, wanting to give me cake and presents and things like that. I don’t want to give in to that kind of thing. They’re so relentless.

In conclusion, being underground on Fridays is always a good thing and never a bad thing. Thank you, thank you.

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