My corn chip garden. How I love my corn chip garden. It nourishes me daily. Sometimes it will shear my sheep for me, but only in slow motion. Corn chips aren’t the quickest chips around, especially when they’re still growing.

The sheep also love the corn chips. Their favorite bit is being able to nibble on the corn chips while they’re being sheared. I tried that at the barber once, biting the barber’s hands and scissors, but it didn’t go over as well as I hoped.

If only I was a sheep and had corn chip shearing, that would take care of all of those problems.

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