Ever wonder what’s underneath the walk-on part of a treadmill? I know you have. I opened one up to find out.

Inside I found:

• 73 cents in change
• A mostly-dead squirrel
• Half a loaf of bread
• The Declaration of Independence (still in the process of determing authenticity
• Absolutely no tea

I’m glad we could be of service in your treadmill investigating needs. Please do not hesitate to contact us again in the future, again. In the future.

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