Backyard Party
The Backyard Party movie script. I think it has that special something that makes a great movie, if you ask me. I guess that’s why people don’t ask me. They don’t ask me anything about anything, really.
More of the movie script if you click on the “read the rest” linky kinda thing, as usual.
FADE IN:
EXT. BACKYARD - DAY
Everyone is in the backyard. Literally, everyone. If you're
looking for someone, you'll find them here in the backyard.
GODFATHER
(looking around)
Has anyone seen Satan?
FLUFFY CAT
I think he was over by the dessert
table.
GODFATHER
Thanks, I'll try over there.
FLUFFY CAT
I'll come too, I could use another
(meow) slice of cake. Did you know
I'm a cat?
GODFATHER
I thought you might be, yeah...
They both walk through the crowd (and it's quite a big crowd,
since (as previously mentioned) everyone is there).
Eventually they make it to the dessert table. SATAN is there
having a cup of punch and suspiciously eying the devil's food
cake.
FLUFFY CAT
Hey, Satan! Whassup?
SATAN
Nothing. I wasn't doing anything.
Just standing here. What's wrong
with standing here?
GODFATHER
Hey, did you get my e-mail?
SATAN
The one about the rabbi and the
priest that walked into a bar?
GODFATHER
No no no, the other one. About the
goat who was offering us a big
percentage of 72 million dollars
for helping him get some money out
of his barn.
SATAN
Oh yeah, I was going to reply to
that one, but then the rabbi and
priest one gone my attention.
FLUFFY CAT
Goat! Meow.
GODFATHER
Quiet, you.
The Godfather and Satan both put the tray of cookies into a
blender and dump the blended cookies on the fluffy cat.
FLUFFY CAT
I like cookies.