Mr. Vamun’s Wooden Pylon (with optional mints)
If I were a young person, I must transport a device at all times. In a taxi with somebody (you never know who) I’d have to narrowly place the wooden pylon on Mr. Vamun’s head. Otherwise it could be shifted to someone else’s taxi. Or even a bus or something like that. Those pesky pylons do some pesky things.
If your pylon has mints inside of it, then at least you don’t have to doubt the mints. The mints will balance themselves within the pylon, and all of Mr. Vanum’s head twisting won’t dislodge it. Even if he is transported to the ends of the earth, as so often happens in cases like this.
Now, if you want to get your pylon back, and he’s at one end of the earth or another, you might have some difficulty. What can I say, these are the kinds of problems that those of us in the Pylon Placement Industry (PPI) have to deal with on a bi-weekly basis. I’m a little tempted to offer some tips at getting everything back, but I’d be worried about losing our competitive advantage if I did that.
You’ll just have to figure some of these things out for yourself.