Great Flock of Dictionarybats
Q: Describe, in 788 words or less, what you would say if you saw a flock of dictionarybats.
A: If you look out the left side of the cabin, you may be able to spot a great flock of dictionarybats. You should stay very still so as not to disturb them; they are known to swarm and swathom at the slightest provocation.
Those of you carrying peanuts should hide them from the dictionarybats at this time. As agreed to by your pre-flight waivor, Great Flock Tours, Inc. cannot be held responsible for damage to your personal property or personal person by us or any swarmy flying things. At this point I must point out that flocks of dictionarybats are classified as swarmy flyings, and therefore those peanuts should be well-hidden.
Those of you who are continuing on to Kosovo may wish to capture an infant d-bat at this time. The dictionarybats’ young can be exchanged for cigarettes and Sean Lennon tapes on the Kosovo black market.
If you have any questions or would like to purchase a transcript of this announcement, please contact your stewardess.