You! Hey!
You! You with the fake driver’s license, who tried to sneak in just now. Back of the line with you.
No, on second thought, go to that other line over there. What’s it for? Well, you’ll just have to wait and see.
No, on second thought, I’ll tell you right now. It’s for counting skylights. Why would you want to count skylights? Well, you’ll just have to try it and find out.
No, on second thought, don’t bother counting. People who horde forged documents the way you horde forged documents aren’t going to be able to tell a skylight from a hole in the ceiling with a piece of glass in it. You’re getting sent to Florida for some good old baked bean surprise.
What’s the surprise? I think it’s a bean thing, but I’ve never been there, so don’t be asking me your crazy questions involving beans.