Capricorn: Your days of a gravity-free life are coming to a close. Venus and Mars will be approaching the cusp of Lenny’s house, and your personal gravitational field will increase by 5 or 6 orders of magnitude when that happens.

Expect a full gravitational force to take effect within the next two weeks. Sorry for the bad news, but horoscopes can’t be all rainbows and unicorns seven days a week, can we?

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