Today we bring you a story about Lemon Neck. But it’s not going to be the same Lemon Neck stories that other places give you, where he’s saving the world or curing sprained ankles or eating dinner. It’s not going to be about Old Man Lemon Neck and his crotchety flock of birds. You’ve heard those stories thousands of times by now.

No, this is going to be something different. Something so different that you’ll be shaking in your boots wondering if you’ll be able to stand the difference. Can you handle the differentiality? I hope so, because today we’re going to bring you the story of Baby Lemon Neck.

Did you even know that he began his life as a baby? Still with that same old lemon neck, just a little less neck to go around at the beginning. He didn’t waste any time forming a gang that orbited his lemon neck with tremendous loyalty and precision, as always. Being a baby and not having a firm grasp of the English language yet, Baby Lemon Neck simply called his orbiting gang, “Fellow Neck Gang Todays”. He acronymed that to FNGT, which is pronounced Fangit.

Lemon Neck and hit Fangit roamed the streets of Crazytown, walking their walk and doing their do. One day he grew up and un-babied his name, and simply became the famous Lemon Neck that we all know and love today.

If you enjoyed today’s travel back in time to a simpler (but still quite lemonfull) time, please consider sending us your lemons.

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