Do little white lights around your eyes make you evil? Or does being evil cause you to grow little white lights around your eyes?

Some things are almost impossible to figure out. How can you determine causality in situations like that?

Luckily, this isn’t one of those impossible situations. Adding the lights makes you evil. Being evil doesn’t make the lights grow. It’s been scientifically proven.

Aren’t you glad you asked?

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