Lumpy Spaghetti: A Tragedy in Three Acts
Act I — The Lumpying
In this act we meet our protagonist, the bowl of spaghetti, who is enjoying a quiet day swimming in the pool. He is surprised by the lumpinator, who proceeds to lumpy up his self.
Act II — The Consequences of the Lumpying
In this act the bowl of spaghetti fights back against the lumpinator, trying his best to unlump himself without spilling himself all over the other poolgoers. All hope seems lost, until a cunning plan forms itself in his spaghetti mind.
Act III — The Delumping
In this act the bowl of spaghetti brainwashes everyone into believing that his new lumps are really chunks of goodness. Everyone laughs at their foolishness for thinking that chunks were really lumps, and they all live happily ever after.
Tags: chunkiness, lumpiness, spaghetti