Cleaning Tips
If you plan on cleaning your house or apartment today, you must be aware of five things:
- You have most likely developed a sudden and surprising allergy to Ajax.
- The cockroaches have become more organized and have discovered fire.
- The baby tiger that used to be living in your lazy susan has grown quite a bit since you last saw him.
- Cheeto pieces on the floor, although a perfectly valid design decision last month, are now considered to be outdated and unhip.
- Soaking your cat in Mr. Clean and swooshing him across the floor may be illegal in your state.
Good luck!