The fifth moon of Saturn is in the freezer. For the next few days, you might feel colder and more chilly than you normally would. Do not panic; these are normal freezer side effects.

If you must, you could put on a sweater. The gods and forces that be might consider this an insult to their control over the universe and set your sweater on fire, but that’s just something that you’d have to deal with anyway.

This entry was posted on Friday, December 2nd, 2005 at 10:15 am and is filed under Fortunes and Horoscopes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.