Recommendation Letter
Insert employee name here is the perfect employee. Please hire him/her right away so that we don’t have to deal with him/her any longer. Not that there’s anything difficult or violent about dealing with insert employee name here, it’s just that their perfectness is a little disconcerting to the rest of our workforce.
I’m sure in an organization as all-around perfect as yours, insert employee name here will be able to continue his/her perfection without disillusioning the rest of the staff. But it’s not just that. He/she provides important skills that are useful to any organization.
Let me regale you with a tale of insert employee name here‘s typical contribution to our company. He/she is not a big fan of personal hygiene, apparently often skipping showers in favor of watching Star Trek. His/her powerful aroma serves to remind the rest of the staff how talented they are at frequent bathing, and therefore elevates the self-confidence and morale of the remainder of the employees. No other employee takes such a bold move as not showering for the sake of the greater good as insert employee name here.
In addition, insert employee name here manages to keep the rest of the organization fully trained at coping with emergencies. Everything from deleting all customer records in the database to setting the break room on fire; he/she has done it all. If we didn’t have insert employee name here around, our staff would not be so highly skilled at disaster recovery and reacting to crisis situations.
For these reasons and many more, you must hire insert employee name here. Thank you.