And yea, when you spread my Word among your Flock, it pleases me greatly if ye preach perched atop a skateboard. For the skateboard is foremost among my favorite creatures, and shows my Skillz like nothing else upon the Earth.

And when your congregation shall see you on that skateboard, preaching forth my Name and my Deeds, they shall become tearful and loose of nose, and they will go forth and do my will and spread my Word.

So let it be done.

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