Welcome to 2006. We are still crunching the numbers and determining your path for this year, but we do have some preliminary information that we can share with you.

At this time, we are recommending that you stay indoors in 2006. This does not seem to be the best year for you to be going outside and trying to do things outside of your home. Your home is the only safe place for you right now.

We apologize that we cannot give you more detailed information, but giving you more information could disrupt all kinds of delicately balanced bits that might break the universe, and that’s not the kind of thing that we could live with. Well, ok, we’ll tell you that if you do ignore us and go outside, keep an eye out for Christmas trees.

We can say no more.

We strongly recommend that you follow our advice and remain indoors. 2007 is likely to be a better year to take a chance on the outside.

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