Little People
Little cars, driven by little people, on little roads
Through little towns and little cities
From little sea to little shining sea
Through teeny little tunnels in tiny little mountains
Over itty bitty bridges spanning tiny little rivers
This is the way of the little people
This is the way of the elves and ewoks
This is the way of the hobbits and midgets
This is the way of the shorties and the Canadians
This is the way of the mole people.
They sit at home (their tiny little home)
Watching tiny televisions with tiny surround sound
Where their tiny subwoofers put out tiny little beeps
That vibrate their tiny little couches
But only a little bit
This is the way of the Senate subcommittee
This is the way of the monkeys of Camden
This is the way of the grape-eating fruit fly
This is the way of the clumsy juggler and gorgeous assistant
This is the way of the nightly news.
This is how the little people live.