Look at your TV. I mean, really look at it, with an all-seeing eye. Did you ever notice how all the channels are assigned their own number?

We even use the numbers in every day conversation:

“Hey, what channel is the Cartoon Network here?”

“Oh, that’s channel 49.”

See how that worked? 49. It’s a number that’s assigned to a channel on your television. Don’t you think that’s a little weird?

No? You’re not seeing it?

Check out the CIA. They use numbers to reach their employees. “Phone numbers” in this case, and they have more digits than television channel numbers, but they are still numbers.

I know that the “you guys are all conspiracy nuts” crowd will try to make it seem like it’s just a coincidence, like it doesn’t mean that the CIA is controlling our televisions just because they both use numbers. Well, to those people, all I can say is, “WAKE UP!”

Seriously. Wake up, people. Numbers. Used by both. What are the chances of that happening naturally if there wasn’t some vast CIA-controlled TV conspiracy? Oh, only about 5 billion to one, that’s all. Still think there’s nothing fishy going on? Yeah, that’s what they said about pennies back in the 80′s, and we all know howthat turned out.

I rest my case. Throw out your televisions, or find a way to remove the number part of the set. Until you do that, the CIA will be in your living room. Maybe even in your bedroom. Wherever there’s a TV, there they are. Scared yet? You should be. I know I am.

Tags: Cartoon Network, CIA, conspiracy, pennies, television

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