Feathering the City
I’ve been trying to keep track of the feathering of the city these past few days. Every day that I’m out I record how many little feathers I saw float from the sky, and what part of the city I was in when I saw that. In this way I hope to be able to create a map of the city with a colored overlay showing feathering levels in different sections of the city.
Once the relative feathering levels have been determined, a quick look at them should hopefully show one region with the highest feather levels, while neighboring areas have slightly diminished levels. Assuming this is the case, then we’ll have come up with a likely source for the feathers that have been flooding our city in recent weeks.
Unfortunately, we do have the issue of wind currents to contend with. These wreak havok with our carefully planned plan of drawing our pretty little map. But assuming there were no butterflies flapping any wings or anything severe like that, the wind currents should be pretty easy to calculate. I’ll have my urologist get right on that.
Well, that’s my plan. If you have any suggestions for a better way to get this done, let me know as soon as possible.