Body v. Words: A Play in One Act
I’ll see your covariance matrix and raise you an asymptotically normal distribution!
You can’t do that, that doesn’t make any sense!
Stop insulting the words that I speak with my mouth, it’s insulting to both my mouth and my tongue. You might just be trying to insult my mouth, but my tongue gets depressed just hearing you say bad things about my use of covariance matrices.
Oh yeah? Well, your army boots dress you funny!
I think at this point it makes sense for my feet to join my mouth and tongue at being offended by the words that hit my ears. Come to think of it, my outer ears and eardrums aren’t too happy about this arrangement either. Who let you say things to my ears? They certainly never got a say in the matter. How are you making decisions without involving them, even a little?
Your ears don’t even form a hyperplanar distribution along any axis, and I don’t have to listen to a single word they say!!
Your use of exclamation marks is becoming tiring to my eyes. Such excessive punctuation is an affront to all good persons everywhere. Maybe my retinas and corneas can be added to the list of body parts that your words have offended? Maybe my eyelids are becoming strained from overuse because I constantly have to close them to block out the horrid sight of your exclamation points. Yes, I believe that is the case.
All of my body parts will now disperse and pretend to have never made your acquaintance. Please accept this outcome as your destiny, and do not attempt to reacquaint yourself with my retinas, or you may be given the harshest possible language from my ear in return.