A Vote for Bob is a Vote Against the Imaginary. A Vote for Bob is a Vote For the Imaginary.
I love the little helpful animals from Disney movies. Whenever you’re in a bind, or a pickle, or a troubling situation (or any combination of those) they’ll show up and help you out! What more could you ask for?
But imagine a world where Disneyesque animals didn’t show up to save the day.
A world without little pixies trailing glitter from their wands.
A world without tiny cute little birdies that tweet about happy things and cause mild insomnia.
A world without animatronic snowmen who would give you the carrot off their face if you were hungry.
It would be a very sad world indeed. And yet this is exactly the kind of world that Bob Bobberson would create for you. Bob Bobberson has gone on the record as being a nonbeliever in mythical animated creatures. Bob Bobberson would raise taxes to pay for schools and health care for real people, without a care in the world for Disney’s poor suffering little animals.
Can you afford to vote for Bob Bobberson this November? No. Your only hope — I repeat, your only hope — is to elect Bob Bobsterson.
Paid for by the Committee to Elect Bob Bobsterson.