Focus, Please
You should really focus more on coming up with tasty and refreshing cicada recipes.
Yes, I know this is hardly topical. The cicadas are long gone, and it’ll be a while before they come back. This is about as non-topical as I could get, at least on the subject of cicadas. I could always drift off-topic to even less timely topics, like Halley’s Comet.
But I won’t do that. My focus for the day is cicada recipes, and your focus should be the same as mine.
Can you imagine what our world would be like if everyone had their own focal points? Diffused rays of thoughts interefering and cancelling each other out. Talk about lack of focus. No, that wasn’t a command. Please stop talking about focusing on things. That’s not at all what I meant.
You want me to clarify what I meant? How can I do that? Are you going to buy my highly focused and clarified explanation? Or do you expect me to just give it out for free like a common bum. Yeah, I thought so. You Internet users are all the same. “Give me a free cup of creamed corn!” “What’s that spider doing on my foot?!” I’ve had enough of the lot of you.
I have half a mind to block Internet users from using this site. Restrict it to just people who are getting in through Bitnet or Arpanet or one of the cooler networks where people aren’t constantly complaining about chainsaw-wielding sheep coming through their windows in the middle of night. Do you know how unfocused hearing those sheep stories over and over again makes me? Pretty gosh darn unfocused.
We’ll see. If you have any strong feelings about the Internet, let me know in the comments. Otherwise I might just take us off of it. I think it’s time has run out, anyway. How much corn talk can one network take, anyway?