Are Starfish Experts in Physics?
Are starfishes experts in physics? Probably not, right? I was just wondering, and thought I’d ask by putting my question here on the Internet where billions of brilliant people are likely to see it and could give me the answer. If you happen to be one of those billions of experts–and I have to assume you are, just from the odds involved–please let me know as soon as possible.
I’m not sure what assumptions to make if I don’t get any starfish or physics experts chiming in with their opinions. Do I assume that it’s an easy question that they don’t want to bother with, and obviously starfish don’t know advanced physics? Or do I assume that starfish are physics geniuses but the government and physics/biology cabal doesn’t want us to know?
This is just one of the many reasons why it’s always best to answer random questions that you find on the Internet such as this one. There are just so many possible routes of confusion that can spring up if you ignore the questions. I know a guy who found himself unable to taste salty foods after too many people ignored his important question that he put on the Internet.
(I even forget what his question was at this point. Something about tickling praying mantises or tickling moon bacteria or something like that. Whatever it was, the complete lack of an answer left his taste buds severely damaged. I cry daily when I think about it.)
So, answer please, random Internet experts, my question, that you might find earlier in this same post, here that you’re reading now, but higher up on the page where the question is, and I will thank you, coming out of this experience with taste buds fully intact and functioning normally, and maybe even an improved grasp on correct sentence structure, especially concerning endless run-on sentences, and over-use of commas within same.