Psalm of the Traffic Cone
And when the traffic cones shall come forth from their houses
And say to all those assembled:
Though we be but traffic cones, we are most holy, blessed be us
Some will believe, and some will not.
Let it be written that those who do not believe shall be smothered with herrings
And painted with unappealing mascara
While the traffic cone believers shall receive riches beyond all dreams
And shall be blessed for all days
Amen.