My new hobby is thwarting jugglers. You should see the looks on their surprised juggly faces when I secretly replace one of their bowling pins with a flaming tricycle or an angry weasel. It’s hilarious! They never saw it coming!

Or sometimes I’ll subtly modify the Earth’s gravitational pull right where they’re standing, and switch it back and forth between normal and not-quite-normal. Or just adjust the rules of physics to be a little bit off. They just stare at gravity and physics as if they’d been lobotomized. As before, also hilarious!

Usually I don’t actually lobotomize any jugglers in my adventures. I think that’s frowned on by the International Association of Juggler Thwarters, which I’ve now joined. IAJT has some pretty strict rules about what’s allowed and what’s illegal, and I don’t intend on losing my thwarting license just for a little extra fun like that.

So join in! It’s fun for the whole family!

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