Recommended Road Trip to the Choir
Your choir from Lisbon was harmonizing so perfectly that I had to get on this here Internet and tell everyone else, even people from places other than Lisbon. Yes, even people from Philadelphia. Maybe they can all get on the road (in comfort in their BRAND NEW CAR!!) and visit your choir one day so they can hear these harmonies that I’m talking about in person. Not to hear me talk about them in person, watch where you assign those dangling phrases to. They would be hearing the choir in person.
They can also go sunbathing while they’re there, so even if your choir all succumbs to pneumonia, the road trip won’t be a completely unfruitful and wasted one.
Like that time we took a trip to the audible manicurist factory. Sorry, that was just a complete waste of time. We could have been watching a rocket launch down the road, or looking at the thrift store parking lot dumpsters. Those manicurists were a total letdown. You remember them, right? They’d trot them out, have them crouch down behind their training couch, and then they’d jump up and show off their audible noise-making abilities like some kind of noisy mosquito. Total waste of time, I could have seen that on television.
Your choir, completely different. Well worth a trip. Put them under a fancy awning and everyone will think they’re real celebrities — and real singers — and no one could tell that they’re vampires trying to vanquish garlic from the world through song.
Oops, should I not have mentioned the vampire bit? I’m not very good at remembering what things I’m allowed to repeat and what things I can’t. I hope I was allowed to tell people that they’re vampires, since once you write something on this here Internet, it can never be removed.
I’ll just tell everyone to go see the choir and to remember to let their necks be exposed, since that’s the style in Lisbon these days. That shouldn’t raise any suspicions.