It’s Mountain Climbing Time
Let’s climb a mountain together
Like a pair of mountain goats
Only with more expensive parkas
And better equipped backpacks
And maybe a few GPS systems
Why don’t goats use GPS?
Wouldn’t it reduce the number of
911 calls on behalf of
Lost and
Misplaced goats?
I think we should start a charity
And a telethon
And a pledge drive
To raise the millions of dollars needed
To equip all goats with GPS
And then the world would be a better place
But until then we should get climbing
Up this mountain
It’s not going to climb itself, after all
And how will we ever find the secret
Of the Mountaintop Santa
Unless we climb it?