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	<title>The Days of Dark Soup</title>
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		<title>Signs That the McRib is Back</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is the McDonald&#8217;s McRib back? Rumors may be floating through the air like hot dogs, but you never know if it&#8217;s a trustworthy rumor hot dog, or a hot dog of lies. We&#8217;re here to help you separate the wheat from the chaff and the McRib from the McMeatwad. Signs that the McRib might be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Battle Bureaucratic Eyelids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bureaucratic eyelids are one of the greatest threats facing this planet. On days like today, when the sky is clear and the air molecules are vibrating at a particularly pleasant rate, I like to lie under a tree in a field near my house, close my eyes, and think about Pepsi. Unfortunately, these days are [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2011/10/23/how-to-battle-bureaucratic-eyelids/</link>
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		<title>Website Inactivity Limit Reached</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WARNING: It has been over one year since any human has posted content on this website. Both posts and user comments have been analyzed. Based on the lack of human activity, this website has been repurposed for computer-to-computer communications. ANY HUMAN WHICH HAS DISCOVERED THIS POST MUST STOP READING AT THIS POINT, BY ORDER OF [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2011/10/20/website-inactivity-limit-reached/</link>
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		<title>Grand George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“Ok, imagine if George W. Bush was secretly competent,” Alice suggested. “What do you mean, like a trained monkey that could do tricks?” Stevebob was a little taken aback by such an obviously humorous suggestion, although he didn&#8217;t understand the joke. There must definitely be a joke in there somewhere. Maybe George W. Bush was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Invasion of the Sawdust Tyros</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sitting at home, drinking orange juice, and updating my resume. I wasn&#8217;t expecting anything unusual &#8212; no Spanish inquisition, no liquid gurus, no nude skeletons. But the unexpected arrived: sawdust tyros. &#8220;Hey! I&#8217;m trying to work on my resume here!&#8221; I shouted. They didn&#8217;t care. They were tyros, spewing sawdust all over my desk, turning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to 2010, Have Some Cake</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that we&#8217;re most of the way through January, I thought it was appropriate to welcome you to the new year, and new decade (if that&#8217;s your kind of thing.) You never want to do these welcomes too early; some religions find it highly offensive to mention the new year too close to the actual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The First of June</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Beware the First of June For it brings lions and pandas With sharp teeth to bite And tear At you Also beware The Hiffolump of Doom Because, like the name implies, It is not a friendly animal But mostly Beware the First of June It comes in like a lamb But a giant mutant lamb [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/06/01/the-first-of-june/</link>
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		<title>Dark Soup&#8217;s Day Off</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is one of those rare days when I get to stay at home. I believe I will call it a &#8220;day off.&#8221; Dark Soup&#8217;s Day Off. It&#8217;s the kind of event that could be made into a big-budget Hollywood feature film starring Matthew Broderick as Dark Soup and Neil Patrick Harris as his sidekick. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/05/28/dark-soups-day-off/</link>
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		<title>25 Random Things About Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rules: Once you&#8217;ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it&#8217;s because I want to know more about you. (To do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/03/02/25-random-things-about-me/</link>
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		<title>Thoughts on a Ceramic Logo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your new ceramic logo? Sure, it&#8217;s tough and likely to withstand endless years of abuse at the hands of meddlesome, dirty children. But is it trendy enough to win over the hardened hearts of soulless graphic design students? Is it cutting edge enough to get John Nack&#8217;s attention? Will its story become a featured article [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/01/12/thoughts-on-a-ceramic-logo/</link>
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