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	<title>The Days of Dark Soup</title>
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		<title>Invasion of the Sawdust Tyros</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sitting at home, drinking orange juice, and updating my resume.  I wasn&#8217;t expecting anything unusual &#8212; no Spanish inquisition, no liquid gurus, no nude skeletons.  But the unexpected arrived: sawdust tyros.
&#8220;Hey!  I&#8217;m trying to work on my resume here!&#8221; I shouted.  They didn&#8217;t care.  They were tyros, spewing sawdust all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2010/01/21/invasion-of-the-sawdust-tyros/</link>
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		<title>Welcome to 2010, Have Some Cake</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that we&#8217;re most of the way through January, I thought it was appropriate to welcome you to the new year, and new decade (if that&#8217;s your kind of thing.)  You never want to do these welcomes too early; some religions find it highly offensive to mention the new year too close to the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2010/01/20/welcome-to-2010-have-some-cake/</link>
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		<title>The First of June</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Beware the First of June
For it brings lions and pandas
With sharp teeth to bite
And tear
At you
Also beware
The Hiffolump of Doom
Because, like the name implies,
It is not a friendly animal
But mostly
Beware the First of June
It comes in like a lamb
But a giant mutant lamb
Covered in poisonous spikes
So you shouldn&#8217;t touch it
Or your fingerprints will fall off
I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/06/01/the-first-of-june/</link>
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		<title>Dark Soup&#8217;s Day Off</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is one of those rare days when I get to stay at home.  I believe I will call it a &#8220;day off.&#8221;  Dark Soup&#8217;s Day Off.  It&#8217;s the kind of event that could be made into a big-budget Hollywood feature film starring Matthew Broderick as Dark Soup and Neil Patrick Harris [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/05/28/dark-soups-day-off/</link>
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		<title>25 Random Things About Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rules: Once you&#8217;ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it&#8217;s because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/03/02/25-random-things-about-me/</link>
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		<title>Thoughts on a Ceramic Logo</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Your new ceramic logo?  Sure, it&#8217;s tough and likely to withstand endless years of abuse at the hands of meddlesome, dirty children.  But is it trendy enough to win over the hardened hearts of soulless graphic design students?  Is it cutting edge enough to get John Nack&#8217;s attention?  Will its story [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2009/01/12/thoughts-on-a-ceramic-logo/</link>
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		<title>How to Deal With Unwanted Christmas Presents</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone gets Christmas or Channukah presents that they don&#8217;t want.  Sometimes it&#8217;s an ugly holiday sweater, other times it&#8217;s a Wii Fit (when all you really want to do is lie on the couch and absorb calories through your pores.)  Maybe it&#8217;s a major league football team, which is theoretically worth millions of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2008/12/26/how-to-deal-with-unwanted-christmas-presents/</link>
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		<title>Porcupines are Deadly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Welcome!  It&#8217;s another Friday, September 5, 2008, and you know what that means!  As with all September 5th, 2008s that fall on a Friday, it&#8217;s porcupine movie scripts day!  Hooray!
You can read the complete shooting draft of the screenplay below, or you can down the PDF script of Porcupines are Deadly, 100% [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2008/09/05/porcupines-are-deadly/</link>
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		<title>Trigonometry McCain and the Potatoes of Doom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We have a new short film movie script up for you all to enjoy.  This screenplay is for Trigonometry McCain and the Potatoes of Doom, which might sound like a fast-paced high concept action adventure masterpiece, but is really a subtle and poignant observation on politics, potatoes, and Prussia.
You can either read it in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2008/09/02/trigonometry-mccain-and-the-potatoes-of-doom/</link>
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		<title>Antique Cabinet Replacement</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you go to your bedroom and open the antique cabinet in there &#8212; you know, the one that was probably once used by Thomas Edison until Howard Hughes swept in on his gigantic flying cricket and stole it from him &#8212; I think you&#8217;ll be in for a surprise.  I think you&#8217;ll discover [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://darksoup.com/2008/07/14/antique-cabinet-replacement/</link>
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